Tiger Beat?

If you ever picked up Tiger Beat expecting to read about Towson, you were sorely disappointed. Or so I've heard.

Like with Bucknell on the football schedule a couple months back, seeing Towson (do you think there’s a blog in Maryland called Stubbornly Towson State? I hope so) next up on the docket for the Flying Dutchmen basketball team brings back some fond memories.

Actually, the memories shouldn’t be so fond, since all Towson did during the Defiantly Dutch era was kick Hofstra where it hurts. But what can I say? Nostalgia is strange and unpredictable.

The Tigers knocked off the top-seeded Dutchmen in what was supposed to be the final ECC championship game in March 1992 (of course, that didn’t really upset me at the time, since I was skipping class to play hearts at community college and couldn’t have found Hofstra on a map). There was no automatic bid to the NCAA Tournament at stake and no expectations of an at-large bid by Butch van Breda Kolff—who had no idea he was proving the more things change the more they stay the same when he told Newsday the selection committee would “…rather take a seventh-place team in the Big 10, the ACC or anything other than the ECC”—but a win over Towson would have made Hofstra 21-8 and given it a pretty good shot at an NIT bid.

Towson gave the selection committee—albeit in a different sport—all the ammo it needed to keep an underdog Hofstra squad out of the postseason in October 1994, when the Tigers stunned the unbeaten Flying Dutchmen football team, 24-21, in an instant classic at Hofstra Stadium. Towson led 24-7 entering the fourth quarter, but the Dutchmen stormed back, whipped a crowd of 5,829 into a frenzy and appeared to take the lead when Nick Johnson scored on a 34-yard reverse. But the Dutchmen were called for a ticky-tack holding penalty (oh sure, I’m over it) and the drive eventually stalled at the Towson five-yard-line in the final minute.

Fourteen years later, I’ve still never seen a post-game locker room sadder than that one. That’s the difference between the pros and mid-major colleges: The pros almost always have next year as well as piles of million dollar bills on which to sleep. The mid-majors have one random, light-streaking-across-the-sky shot and an eternity to wonder what could have been.

Offensive lineman Ricky Wyatt, officially listed at 6-foot-2, 230 pounds but unofficially A Very Big Dude, sat stoically at his locker, still dressed in his uniform, for a while before his shoulders began to shake and tears began to stream down his face.

“We played hard and the fans were awesome,” said Wayne Chrebet, who had no idea he was four years away from playing for the AFC title. “But we lost, and it’s a loss that myself and the other seniors are never going to forget for the rest of our lives.”

The stakes weren’t as high at University Field in April 1996, because, well, has there ever been a high stakes Hofstra baseball game? But Towson’s 9-3, 11-inning win over the Dutchmen was much more compelling and dramatic than the final score would indicate. (I’m not going to subject you to the overwrought prose I churned out for The Chronicle that week, so you’ll just have to trust me on it) It also extended the Tigers’ win streak over Hofstra to 19 games. NINETEEN GAMES! That’s unpossible!

A decade later, a 94-91 loss to Towson in men’s basketball may have been the loss that kept the Dutchmen out of the NCAA Tournament. Had the Dutchmen—who, as Michael Litos reminded us earlier today, were missing Adrian Uter, who was in the midst of a four-game absence due to a bad ankle—won that game, they would have finished 15-3 and in a three-way tie for the CAA championship. Winning a share of the regular season crown was among the pile of crap reasons the band of roving idiots provided for giving Mason the at-large bid. Of course, had Hofstra shared the regular season title but lost in the CAA tourney, this guy probably still would have come up with another reason to keep Hofstra out.

Where was I? Oh yes. All that said, for the handful of heartbreaks Towson has provided the Dutch, Hofstra’s actually had the upper hand in the rivalry.

Football is 4-3 against Towson, and I would have bet my increasingly meager fortune that the two teams had played two or three times as many games against one another. The baseball team is 22-35 all-time against Towson, which is not bad at all given that 19-game losing streak. Women’s basketball is 22-26 against Towson while the volleyball team is a robust 34-7 all-time against the Tigers.

Men’s basketball, meanwhile, is 11-5 against Towson under Tom Pecora and 29-19 all-time. The Flying Dutchmen have recorded as many or more wins against just four other schools—Delaware (42-23), Wagner (33-16), Drexel (31-35) and Kings Point (29-6).

The two programs have been going in opposite directions since they were reunited in the NAC/America East in 1995-96. While the Flying Dutchmen won consecutive America East titles and have become a regular CAA contender, Towson has endured 11 straight sub-.500 seasons, hasn’t finished higher than seventh in the CAA since joining in 2001-02 and finished higher than eighth just once in its final five years in the America East.

But maybe this is the year the rivalry is renewed. Hofstra and Towson were both picked to finish in the bottom half of the CAA, but they’re among the few—if not the only—teams in the conference to exceed expectations thus far. Litos likes the Tigers, a lot, and the stats he produces in today’s blog indicate Towson is putting together a team that will look familiar to the Flying Dutchmen.

Towson has nine players averaging at least 16 minutes a game, Hofstra has seven. Towson has four players averaging at least 10 points a game, Hofstra has two (and a third, Tony Dennison, with 9.8 ppg). Both teams have seven players averaging at least three rebounds a game.

Hofstra ranks eighth in the CAA in points per game (68.2) and third in points allowed (65.3). Towson ranks ninth (67.7) and sixth (67.9), respectively, in those categories.

Add it all up and this is the most intriguing December game the Flying Dutchmen have played in a long time. A win Saturday, in a place where close games are the norm (five of the seven games in Towson in the Pecora era have been settled by seven points or less), could be a springboard to a season much better than anyone envisioned.

Of course, I predict a narrow victory. And of course, if the Dutchmen fall, I reserve the right to say it’s just one game and it’s too early in the season to declare watershed moments. Hey, my blog, my rules.

Alas, win or lose, we won’t be there. We’ll be listening to or watching the game (which you can also do right here) as we put up the Christmas tree. So if you crane your neck just right, you’ll probably hear me yell “FINE! YOU’RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!”

Email Jerry at defiantlydutch@yahoo.com.

In which my parents’ cats may or may not get an “F” after threatening my most prized Hofstra memento

Did my parents' cats pull a Santa's Little Helper and destroy a mini-basketball autographed by Butch van Breda Kolff and three other guys? You'll have to read to find out!

Those who know me well know the only thing I’m better at than procrastinating is sleeping. I can sleep 10 or 12 hours at a clip. I’m such a deep sleeper that when a comet wipes out most of humanity and turns almost all the survivors into zombies, I’ll sleep through it and wake up completely unaffected, ready to run through the empty malls and drive unabated around the vacant streets.

(Man, a 45-word sentence devoted to Night Of The Comet, the ultimate rainy Saturday afternoon movie. Did not see that one coming, at all)

I am famous for sleeping through the alarm and whacking the snooze bar as often as possible. One morning during my first year at Hofstra, Loyal Reader and former roommate John was so disgusted with the alarm going off every nine minutes that he fired a sneaker at me. I slept through it.

So my wife could not have been surprised Sunday, when she tried stirring me at my parents’ house.

“Get up, we’re going out with your mom.”
“Mmmmm.”

“C’mon, don’t you want to check your fantasy lineup one more time?”
“Mmmmm.”

“Jer, c’mon.”
“*unintelligible garbling*”

Then she said the magic words.

“Your mom says the cats are playing with the mini-basketball.”

Ever see a cartoon where the character moves so fast that he leaves his outline behind? That was me. I went from barely lucid to some state of super-consciousness. In one fluid motion, I got up, put on my jeans, opened the door and stormed down the stairs.

If the videotapes of Hofstra football games were the potential holy grail of last weekend’s scavenger hunt at my parents’ house, then the mini-basketball from Butch van Breda Kolff’s retirement dinner June 9, 1994—a mini-basketball autographed by VBK, former St. John’s coach Lou Carnesecca, former Princeton coach Pete Carril and Princeton icon and former Senator Bill Bradley—was the winning lottery ticket I accidentally found.

I wasn’t looking for it, but after a few hours in my possession, I realized I couldn’t do without it. I mean, we’re talking about a basketball featuring 1,913 victories, three Final Four appearances and three Hall of Famers, not to mention the memories of a raucous dinner at the Crest Hollow Country Club.

That puppy deserves to be displayed, ever so carefully, behind glass, for the rest of time. Never mind that this irreplaceable memento was in the basement for God only knows how long, collecting dust and God only knows what else, or that to have this irreplaceable memento taken from me mere hours after I re-discovered it would have been ironic in the sense that it wouldn’t be ironic at all.

That was then. This was now. And the thought of my parents’ cats ripping the mini-basketball to shreds, a la Santa’s Little Helper and the quilt produced by six generations of Marge Simpson’s family, made my stomach hurt.

“Good morning, honey,” mom said.

“Where’s the ball?” I said. Not the nicest greeting to the woman who bore and raised and showered me with unconditional love, I’ll admit.

I looked in the living room, where I’d left it on the floor the night before. Not there. If the cats killed the ball…I love cats. I really do. They are the best, most loyal and intelligent animal companions on the planet. But if my parents’ cats killed the ball, taking them from the house and putting them up for adoption (the cats, not my parents) would have been the kindest fate I could have administered. By far.

I stalked and scanned. Nothing in the hallway, nothing in the dining room. Where in the hell was the ball?

Then I saw it: Leaning up against my dad’s recliner. I ran over and picked it up, fearing it would disintegrate as I did so. No. It was still in one piece. Now for the second fear: It would be pecked with little scratch marks. No. No scratch marks.

Then it was time to peruse the ball to make sure its most important features remained intact: The signatures. And they, too, were fine and appear no more smudged than the last time I’d looked at the ball mere hours earlier.

“Aren’t you glad the cats are declawed?” mom said.

I picked the ball up, walked into the living room and placed it behind a whole bunch of frames on the highest and most cluttered table in the room, someplace even the damn cats couldn’t get to it. Then I saw one of them stretch out on the floor in the “look at me, rub my innocent little belly” pose. Damn cats.

So yes. The mini-basketball is still alive and placed, temporarily at least, on a shelf behind glass doors in our bookcase. Here are some admittedly crappy pictures taken with my cell phone. Believe it or not, my attempts to take pictures with a real camera were even worse. If I can find anyone (hint: I’m talking to you, darling wife!) to take better pics, I’ll post them.





I realize gushing over an autographed mini-basketball isn’t exactly the smartest thing to do for someone who still harbors hopes of getting back into sportswriting for a living (once again, if you’re hiring, email me at defiantlydutch@yahoo.com!). And today, the thought of asking someone for an autograph—particularly someone I’d covered months earlier, even if he was a retiring icon surrounded by fellow icons of his sport—makes me shudder.

But back then, I didn’t know any better. And even knowing what I know today, I’ve got no regrets about going into fanboy mode around VBK at 20 years old. Nearly 15 years later, I still haven’t covered anyone as interesting as him.

He was different—a living legend yet one whose ratio of accessibility to accomplishment was completely out of whack, and in a good way. He was a guy who came within two points of winning an NBA title with the Lakers, yet he lived at Twin Oaks and, I believe, coached Hofstra’s tennis team for a while.

I couldn’t believe it when the sports editor of The Chronicle told me I could just go to the Physical Fitness Center and talk to VBK after a practice. The first time I ever interviewed VBK after a game, he invited me into his office and offered me a beer and half his sandwich.

VBK loved his beer, something he noted during his hilarious speech at the Crest Hollow. He ranted and raved about how the doctors told him he could no longer drink real beer after his heart attack scare earlier in the year, so he was stuck drinking O’Douls.

He eschewed glitz and glamour in favor of sweatpants, sweaters and an authentic love for basketball and teaching. Upon retiring from Hofstra, he said he hoped he taught his players important things about punctuality and professionalism.

He also had no interest in coddling large egos or compromising his beliefs. VBK told Wilt Chamberlain to stay seated after the Lakers mounted a stirring comeback in Game Seven of the 1969 NBA Finals, a decision that surely played a big part in his vagabond late-career path to the backwoods of the ABA, the WBL (Women’s Basketball League) and a Mississippi high school before he landed at Lafayette, Hofstra and, for a brief time in 1996, the United States Basketball League.

It’s a cool memento of a bygone era, that basketball signed by VBK and three other guys. And it’s one I’ve saved from the cats. For good.

Email Jerry at defiantlydutch@yahoo.com.