Wednesday, December 3, 2025

I'll Be Quirky: Columbia

We can't lose to a school that graduates unkempt rebels like GARE!


Have we considered moving the entire Hofstra campus to Philadelphia? Or at least playing all the Flying Dutchmen basketball games there?


We may have to ponder that if the Dutchmen lose tonight, when they make a rare return to New York State but remain in the Ivy League by visiting Columbia. I’ve always said we’re the Ivy League of Long Island.


As will hopefully become the routine following all games this year (not just CAA clashes) now that the three-games-in-three-days flurry of the Cathedral Classic behind us, I ran down the boilerplate material from Sunday’s win over Pennsylvania in last night’s Keep It Perky. Today will be about the individual news and notes from that defeat as well as a preview of the Lions. Hey that’s sort of our nickname too. Enjoy!


THIS IS TITLE TOWN

The Cathedral Classic championship #Alliteration is the first in-season championship for the Dutchmen since 2023, when they won the Gulf Coast Showcase, and the sixth of the Defiantly Dutch era (1993-present). Unlike the first five in-season tournament titles of the DD Era, the Gulf Coast Showcase title did not precede a trip to the NCAA Tournament or the NIT. So we’re due! 


1998 Holiday Festival (invited to the NIT)

1999 Holiday Festival (won the America East’s automatic bid to the NCAAs)

2000 Florida International Tip-Off Classic (won the America East’s automatic bid to the NCAAs)

2006 Holiday Festival (invited to the NIT)

2019 Boca Raton Classic (won the CAA’s automatic bid to the NCAAs, won the national championship prove me wrong children)

2023 Gulf Coast Showcase


HONOR ROLL

Cruz Davis and Preston Edmead were each named to the Cathedral Classic all-tournament team. Davis averaged 18.3 points per game over the weekend while going 6-of-13 from 3-point land and adding 6.0 assists per game. Edmead averaged 14.7 points and 6.0 assists per game and also converted two four-point plays during a 78-58 win over Merrimack on Saturday, including one in which he was fouled by his brother Malik. Quirky!


BRINGING HOME THE HARDWARE

Freshman Preston Edmead was named the CAA Rookie of the Week for the third time in four weeks after he *checks notes* averaged 14.7 points and 6.0 assists per game in the three games at the Cathedral Classic. Edmead’s three Rookie of the Week honors are the most by a Hofstra player since Amar’e Marshall won it four times during the 2022-23 season.


SECOND HALF SURGE

The Dutchmen beat Pennsylvania 77-60 after trailing 33-31 at the half. It was the first time the Dutchmen have overcome a halftime deficit to win by double digits since Jan. 4, when they beat Northeastern 55-37 after trailing 19-18 NO NO NANETTE BIAS at the half. The Dutchmen are now 2-3 this season when trailing at the half. They overcame a seven-point halftime deficit in an 83-77 win over Bucknell on Nov. 14.


1010101010 WINS (again)

Five players reached double figures for the Dutchmen on Sunday, when starters Cruz Davis (18 points), German Plotnikov (12 points), Preston Edmead (11 points), Victory Onuetu (10 points) and Biggie Patterson (10 points) combined for an impressively balanced scoring attack. The Dutchmen are 3-1 this season when five players score in double figures and 14-2 under Speedy Claxton when at least five players score in double figures.


COLLECTING THEIR FREEBIES

The Dutchmen were a robust 17-of-18 from the free throw line Sunday. They opened the game with 16 consecutive free throws before Preston Edmead missed the team’s penultimate attempt with 1:37 left. *Joey Tribbiani voice* So close! The performance from the line was the best for the Dutchmen since last Dec. 29, when they were a perfect 17-of-17 in a 75-69 overtime loss to Quinnipiac.


CRUZ-IN

Cruz Davis continued his impressive season Sunday, when he scored 18 points and added five assists and two steals. Davis has scored in double figures in all eight games this season, the longest streak by a Hofstra player since Jean Aranguren scored in double figures in 15 straight games from Dec. 9 through Feb. 8. The eight straight double-figure scoring efforts also tie a carer high for Davis set previously from Jan. 20 through Feb. 13. Davis has scored in double figures in 29 of the 40 games in which he’s played for Hofstra after reaching double figures just five times over 28 games in his first two seasons at Iona and St. John’s. The Dutchmen are 17-12 when Davis scores in double figures.


GERMAN FOR STARTERS

German Plotnikov keyed the Dutchmen’s second-half comeback Sunday, when he scored 10 of his 12 points after intermission. Plotnikov has scored at least 10 points in five of the Dutchmen’s eight games this season after doing so seven times in 31 games last season.


PRESTO!

Freshman Preston Edmead kept opening eyes Sunday, when he flirted with a triple-double by scoring 11 points and setting career-highs with eight assists and six rebounds. Edmead, who was 1-of-3 from the field but 9-of-10 from the free throw line, has scored in double figures in seven of his first eight games. His 119 points (14.9 ppg) through eight games are the most by a Hofstra freshman through eight games since Antoine Agudio collected 123 points (15.4 ppg) in 2004-05. Not bad company. 


EDMEAD DISHING DIMES

Preston Edmead finished with a career-high eight assists Sunday and has at least five assists in all eight games this season. Edmead’s streak is the longest by a Hofstra player since Caleb Burgess had at least five assists in 10 straight gams from Jan. 17 through Mar. 7. 2021. It’s easy to forget because that was the shortened pandemic season with no fans in attendance, but Burgess had a really solid season that year for the Dutchmen.


PRESTON PROFICIENT AT THE LINE

Preston Edmead did most of his scoring via free throws Sunday, when he was 9-of-10 from the charity stripe. The nine free throws are the most for a Hofstra player since Jean Aranguren was 14-of-18 in a 77-68 loss to Northeastern on Feb. 6.


PRESTON VS. SPEEDY

Preston Edmead’s first eight games as a true freshman point guard have been just as impressive as Speedy Claxton’s first eight games as a true freshman point guard way back in 1996-97.


Speedy Claxton: 15.8 points per game/2.0 assists per game/5.0 rebounds per game

Preston Edmead: 14.9 ppg/5.9 apg/1.5 rpg


Pretty quirky and neat!


VICTORY!

Junior newcomer Victory Onuetu continued to offer intrigue Sunday, when he again flirted with a double-double by finishing with 10 points and nine rebounds while adding two rebounds and two steals over 27 minutes. The playing time was the most extensive for Onuetu since he logged a season-high 29 minutes in his first start against Bucknell on Nov 14. Onuetu has two double-doubles this season and has come within one rebound of a double-double two other times. He had 13 points to go along with nine assists in an 81-73 loss to Iona on Nov. 7.


BIGGIE SHOPS AT THE FIVE-AND-DIME

Biggie Patterson had another solid game Sunday, when he finished with 10 points and five rebounds. Patterson scored all his points during a span of 7:40 bridging the halves, during which the Dutchmen took control by outscoring Pennsylvania 21-7 NICE FOOTBALL SCORE. He has at least 10 points and five rebounds in four games this season after collecting at least 10 points and five reboudns four times in the 15 games he played for Iona last season.


WHERE THERE’S A WILLS THERE’S A WAY

AJ Wills had perhaps his best game of the year Sunday, when he scored five points and added three rebounds and one assist in a season-high 25 minutes. The five points were Wills’ most since he had eight points in a 95-61 win over Division II Molloy on Nov. 10 and his most against a Division I foe since he finished with eight points for Wyoming against San Jose State on Feb. 22. The three rebounds were Wills’ most since he had three rebounds against Fresno State on Jan. 28 while the 25 minutes were the most for Wills since he logged 27 minutes for Wyoming against San Jose State in a Mountain West Conference tournament game on Mar. 12.


SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

Silas Sunday closed out an impressive weekend on, well, Sunday, when he had four points, six rebounds and one block in 13 minutes. Sunday finished the Cathedral Classic with 20 points, 22 rebounds and six blocks. All three three-game figures are the best of Sunday’s career over a three-game span against Division I foes. He had 22 points in a season-opening three-game span against Central Florida, Iona and Division II Molloy from Nov. 3-10.


DECADY DANCE

Joshua DeCady saw less playing time than usual Sunday, when he had four points and two rebounds over a season-low 11 minutes. DeCady played at least 13 minutes in each of the Dutchmen’s first seven games. He has scored in seven of eight games this season after scoring in 14 of the 25 games in which he played last season.


THREE-FOR-ALL FOR ROBERTS

Freshman Jaeden Roberts played the final 1:37 Sunday and collected the final points of the game by draining a 3-pointer with 21 seconds left. The 3-pointer was the first for Roberts, who had two points in the 95-61 win over Division II Molloy on Nov. 10. Roberts’ Dad, Roger, redshirted during his freshman season in 1996-97 — which was also the freshman season for Speedy Claxton — but never played for the Dutchmen. So the son of Speedy’s teammate has now played for Speedy as a coach. We are all very old.


CLUB TRILLION FOR REAVES

Graduate student Joshua Aaron Reaves recorded his second straight Club Trillion — no stats at all other than minutes played — Sunday. Reaves, who sat out last Friday’s 63-58 win over La Salle, entered the Cathedral Classic having played at least 12 minutes in three of the Dutchmen’s previous four games.


OVER THE AIR

Tonight’s game is slated to be carried live on both SNY, if you are on the New York area, as well as on ESPNPlus, which you have if you have the Disney Bundle, which you have if you have a child under 18. (Alas mine mostly watches Max, Netflix and YouTube, sigh) Hofstra will provide a radio feed as well as live stats at the Pride Productions hub.


COLUMBIA AND THE IVY LEAGUE

Columbia, under first-year head coach Kevin Hovde, is 7-1 this season after earning its sixth straight win Saturday, when the Lions beat Division III Sarah Lawrence 92-44.


Columbia was picked to finish last in the eight-team Ivy League. But the Lions have been one of the most surprising teams in the nation over the first month of the season, during which they’ve leaped from 247 to 135 at KenPom.com and debuted at 60 on the NET rankings, which are usually nonsense just used to justify why the selection committee gave at-large bids to crappy-ass power five schools instead of deserving mid-majors. But I digress.


Despite the coaching change, Columbia returns a whopping nine players from last year’s team. How many players do they return? The Lions’ top three scorers are all four-year members of the program. Senior Kenny Noland, who has spent his entire career with Columbia, leads the Lions with 17.0 points and 3.1 assists per game. Zinou Eddine Bedri ranks second on the team with 12.8 points and leads the squad with 7.4 rebounds per game, though he’s missed the last three games. Blair Thompson, is third on the Lions with 10.5 points and ranks second with 6.3 rebounds per game. Sophomore Gerard O’Keefe is averaging 9.3 points per game while freshman Miles Franklin is averaging 8.9 points per game.


Per KenPom.com, Pennsylvania ranks 129th nationally in offensive efficiency (109.5 points per 100 possessions) and 153rd in defensive efficiency (106.5 points per 100 possessions) while ranking 219th in tempo (68.2 possessions per 40 minutes).


The Dutchmen and Lions have four common opponents this season. The Dutchmen are slated to play two CAA games against Stony Brook, which will host Columbia next Tuesday, And Columbia will play two Ivy League games against Pennsylvania, whom, as you may know by now, the Dutchmen beat 77-60 in the Cathedral Classic on Sunday afternoon.


The Dutchmen are 11-2 all-time against Columbia. Tonight’s game is the first clash between the schools since Nov. 29, 2016, when the Dutchmen frittered away a 12-point second-half lead before edging Columbia 88-86. The most notable element of that game was sophomore Desure Buie suffering a torn ACL in the last game in which he was still eligible for a redshirt. Buie’s extra year came in awfully handy when he led the Dutchmen to the 2020 national championship. Prove me wrong, children!


Hofstra is 33-18 all-time against Ivy League schools. Today marks the first time the Dutchmen are opposing an Ivy League foe since way back on Sunday! This marks the first time the Dutchmen have played multiple Ivy League schools in the same season since 2004-05, when they beat Dartmouth and Columbia in consecutive games from Dec. 17-22.


At KenPom.com, Hofstra is ranked 133rd while Columbia is ranked 135th. That’s close! KenPom.com predicts a 72-70 loss for the Dutchmen. Per the wise guys in Vegas, for entertainment purposes only, the Dutchmen are 1 1/2-point underdogs. The Dutchmen are 6-1 against the spread this season.


THINGS YOU CAN SHOUT ON TWITTER (OR BLUESKY) IF CALLS GO DO NOT GO HOFSTRA’S WAY

Gary Cohen bias! (The legendary Mets broadcaster went to Columbia)

Lloyd Carroll bias! (Our good friend and legendary local columnist also went to Columbia, possibly at the same time as GARE)

Marcellus Wiley bias! (The former Dallas Cowboys star defensive end went to Columbia)

You haven’t won the Ivy League since 1968 bias! (The only Ivy school with a longer drought is Dartmouth) 

Barack Obama bias! (If only Delaware hadn’t gone off to Conference USA for no good reason, the Dutchmen would be playing the alma mater of the last three presidents this season which is sorta depressing anyway moving on)

Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Keep It Perky: Pennsylvania

This was the closest I came to finding the Market Square sign from the Sunny opening credits. It was about the only thing to go wrong last weekend in Philly. 

Turns out my favorite live action TV show wasn’t lying to me. It is always sunny in Philadelphia — or at least for the Flying Dutchmen, who completed a perfect weekend in the home of the gang and won the Cathedral Classic by riding a dominant second half Sunday afternoon to a 77-60 victory over Pennsylvania.

(Sunday was the championship game because both the Dutchmen and Quakers were 2-0 entering the game, but who would have won the title if everyone split their first two games? How would a champion be determined? Oh well, not my concern, I don’t have to ponder such existential questions this time)

With the Cathedral Classic and the three-games-in-as-many-days flurry behind us, I’ll try to return to what will hopefully remain the norm throughout the season by producing Keep It Perky, featuring the postgame boilerplate material. The individual news and notes from the win over the Quakers and a preview of Columbia (we’re Ivy Leaguers now!) will be posted Wednesday. Enjoy!

THE MOST RECENT GAME SUMMARIZED IN ONE PARAGRAPH

German Plotnikov scored seven of his 12 points during a decisive 21-6 run spanning the halves for the Flying Dutchmen, who trailed by two at intermission before cruising to a win over Pennsylvania in the Cathedral Classic championship game, The Dutchmen opened their biggest lead of the first 20 minutes at 18-14 on a layup by Cruz Davis before Pennsylvania ended the half on a 19-13 run. The Quakers led by as many as six and missed a pair of 3-pointers with a chance to expand the lead to nine points before Biggie Patterson’s 3-pointer with 33 seconds left cut the halftime deficit to 33-31. Plotnikov opened the second half with a 3-pointer and Victory Onuetu followed with a jumper before Pennsylvania tied the score for the last time on a 3-pointer by TJ Power with 18:26 left. Patterson answered with a 3-pointer (spoiler alert!) as the Dutchmen scored 13 of the next 15 points during a surge capped when A.J. Willis hit a jumper to extend the lead to 49-38. Pennsylvania cut the gap to nine points twice before the Dutchmen maintained a double-digit lead for the final 12-plus minutes. Davis led all scorers with 18 points while adding five assists and two steals, though he also committed five turnovers. Plotnikov added four rebounds, three blocks and one steal while Preston Edmead (11 points, eight assists, six rebounds) flirted with a triple-double and did most of his offensive damage from the free throw line, where he was 9-of-10. Onuetu (10 points, nine rebounds) also nearly posted a double-double and added two steals and two blocks. Patterson had 10 points and five rebounds while Wills added five points and three rebounds in a season-high 25 minutes.


3 STARS OF THE GAME (vs. Pennsylvania, 11/30 )

3: Cruz Davis

2: German Plotnikov

1: Preston Edmead


SEASON STANDINGS

Cruz Davis 18

Preston Edmead 13

Biggie Patterson 6

Victory Onuetu 4

German Plotnikov 3

Silas Sunday 2

Joshua DeCady 1

Silas Sunday 1


WAS THIS A UNICORN SCORE?

No! This is starting to become a trend. Of course, as I was told as a kid, it’s better to have won without a unicorn score than to never have won at all. Or something like that. The Dutchmen previously earned a 77-60 victory on Jan, 22, 2014, when they upset William & Mary to improve to 3-1 in the CAA in Joe Mihalich’s first season as head coach. They won just three more leagues games, counting the CAA Tournament, but I fondly remember that win over William & Mary as the first time it felt like the Dutchmen were beginning to emerge from the darkness of the previous two seasons,


The Dutchmen have no unicorn score victories this season and 60 unicorn score victories since the start of the 2018-19 season, when we first started tracking unicorn scores.


2025-26: Zero unicorn scores

2024-25: Seven unicorn scores

2023-24: Seven unicorn scores

2022-23: 12 unicorn scores

2021-22: 11 unicorn scores

2020-21: Zero unicorn scores (really)

2019-20: 13 unicorn scores

2018-19: 10 unicorn scores


The term unicorn score was coined by Mets superfan, historian and blogger Greg Prince to describe a score by which the Mets had never previously won. You may also know it as a “Scorigami,” a term popularized in the NFL.


WHO HAD THE KEITH HERNANDEZ?

Biggie Patterson made a bit of Keith Hernandez history Sunday, when he hit the tie-breaking 3-pointer to give the Dutchmen the lead for good at 39-36 with 18:03 left. All four Keith Hernandezes collected via a field goal this season have been 3-pointers. Patterson is the first player to ever record multiple Keith Hernandezes in a tournament setting (at least since the 2022-23 season) and the first player with two Keith Hernandezes in a three-game span since Jean Aranguren had back-to-back Keith Hernandezes in wins over Seton Hall and Massachusetts from Nov. 13-16, 2024.


German Plotnikov go-ahead 3-pointer vs. Molloy, 11/10/25 (18:47 left 1H)

Preston Edmead go-ahead 3-pointer vs. Bucknell, 11/14/25 (13:30 left 2H)

Biggie Patterson tie-breaking free throw vs. La Salle, 11/28/25 (1:35 left 2H)

Preston Edmead tie-breaking 3-pointer vs. Merrimack, 11/29/25 (15:25 left 1H)

Biggie Patterson tie-breaking 3-pointer vs. Pennsylvania, 11/30/25 (18:03 left 2H)


SEASON STANDINGS

Biggie Patterson 2

Preston Edmead 2

German Plotnikov 1


ALL-TIME STANDINGS (or at least since the 2022-23 season)

Tyler Thomas 16

Darlinstone Dubar 14

Jean Aranguren 5

German Plotnikov 4

Aaron Estrada 4

Cruz Davis 3

Michael Graham 3

Warren Williams 3

Biggie Patterson 2

Preston Edmead 2

Silas Sunday 2

Jacco Fritz 2

Jaquan Carlos 2

Eric Parnell 1

KiJan Robinson 1

Bryce Washington 1


The Keith Hernandez is bestowed upon the player who scores the points that put the Dutchmen ahead for good in a victory. The stat pays homage to Hernandez, the World Series-winning Cardinals and Mets first baseman who had a record 129 game-winning RBIs when the stat was inexplicably discontinued after the 1988 season.


THE FLYING DUTCHMEN AFTER EIGHT GAMES

The Dutchmen improved to 5-3 with Sunday’s win. This ties the 2025-26 team for the 25th-best record in school history through eight games. This is the second straight season the Dutchmen have opened 5-3 and the 18th time overall in program history. Here is how some notable Hofstra teams have fared through eight games:


NCAA TOURNAMENT TEAMS

1975-76: 4-4

1976-77: 6-2

1999-2000: 4-4

2000-01: 6-2

2019-20 (IT COUNTS TO US): 5-3


NIT TEAMS

1998-99: 4-4

2004-05: 8-0 (most recent 8-0 start)

2005-06: 6-2

2006-07: 5-3

2015-16: 6-2 

2018-19: 5-3 (marked second win in the 16-game winning streak)

2022-23: 6-2 (most recent 6-2 start)


NCAA DIVISION II TOURNAMENT TEAMS

1958-59: 4-4

1961-62: 7-1

1962-63: 6-2

1963-64: 7-1


Some other notable eight-game starts:

2021-22: 4-4 (most recent 4-4 start)

2013-14: 2-6 (most recent 2-6 start)

2012-13: 3-5 (most recent 3-5 start)

2008-09: 7-1 (most recent 7-1 start)

2002-03: 1-7 (most recent 1-7 start)

1994-95: 2-6 (Jay Wright’s first team)

1993-94: 1-7 (VBK’s last team)

1960-61: 8-0

1959-60: 8-0

1955-56: 8-0

1951-52: 8-0

1947-48: 8-0


The Dutchmen have never opened 0-8.


Full records not available for the following seasons: 1936-37, 1941-42, 1942-43.


This feature is inspired by Greg Prince, who measures how the current Mets compare, record-wise, to previous teams through the same point in the season.


NUMBER TEN THROUGH ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-ONE

With Sunday’s win, Speedy Claxton improved to 86-55 (.610) as head coach. That’s the fourth-best known winning percentage for a Hofstra coach through his first 141 games at the helm.


Butch van Breda Kolff I 104-37 (.738, 141st game was the 15th game of his sixth season in 1960-61)

Frank Reilly 101-40 (.716, 141st game was the 12th game of his sixth season in 1952-53) 

Paul Lynner 88-53 (.624, 141st game was the sixth game of his sixth season in 1967-68) 

SPEEDY CLAXTON 86-55 (.610, 141st game was the eighth game of his fifth season in 2025-26) 

Joe Mihalich 74-67 (.525, 141st game was the eighth game of his fifth season in 2017-18) 

Dick Berg 72-69 (.511, 141st game was the second game of his sixth season in 1985-86) 

Tom Pecora 72-69 (.511, 141st game was the 21st game of his sixth season in 2005-06) 

Roger Gaeckler 71-70 (.504, 141st game was the ninth game of his sixth season in 1977-78) 

Butch van Breda Kolff II 70-71 (.496, 141st game was the 27th and final game of his fifth season in 1992-93) 

Jay Wright 70-71 (.496, 141st game was the 28th game of his fifth season in 1998-99)


With nine coaches at or above .500 and the last-place coaches just one game under the break-even mark, this really IS the closest the all-time Hofstra men’s basketball standings look like modern-day NHL standings. The most notable game no. 141 occurs for the two men who coached the Flying Dutchmen during my stint on campus as Butch van Breda Kolff II falls under 500 for good by losing the final game of the 1992-93 season and perpetual slacker Jay Wright ties him for ninth place by winning the 28th game of the 1998-99 season. This is the closest Wright has been to .500 since he was 1-2 to open the 1994-95 season, Long time, perpetual slacker!


The records are incomplete for Jack McDonald’s first stint from 1936 through 1943 as well as the tenure of Jack Smith (1943-46).


Smith finished 27-32 in his three seasons while Mo Cassara finished 38-59 in his three seasons. Three coaches had one-season tenures lasting at Hofstra. McDonald went 18-6 in the lone season of his second stint in 1946-47 while Joe Harrington went 14-14 in 1979-80 and Mike Farrelly went 13-10 in 2020-21.